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Widow Demotivational Poster

Political Correctness -

TAGS: black widow spiders politically correct
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 19, 2013, 12:37 pm
Would it sound politically incorrect if I said "they all look the same to me"? heh heh
EmilioDumphque - June 19, 2013, 10:00 am
That's not a Black Widow anyway. It's a Redback, from Australia.


TAGS: folded flag widow military funeral
Rating: 4.4/5

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taxiinthesky - September 1, 2011, 3:44 pm
Eagle guarding eagles....
wicc - August 6, 2011, 2:14 pm
How abut this one: Honor the dead for they'll eternally honor you
Cyberhagen - July 29, 2011, 2:26 pm
Good try though. d*** those things get huge!
Airman - July 27, 2011, 6:55 pm
I really didn't do this picture justice.. sorry all. This is a Bald Eagle that is perched in a military graveyard in Minnesota. I must have made 8 different motifakes trying to do it justice, and I just never got there. I sat on it 3 days.. RATS

MOM - Words truly can't express how much we appreciate what you do for us kids. And the voracious look in your eye when dad is nearby makes us feel -- Hey, where IS dad anyway?

TAGS: happy mothers day black widow
Rating: 4.65/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 2:37 am
When I come across those nasty, eight-legged freaks in my yard, they are toast. Anything with that many eyes and legs should NOT possess such strong venom.
rudeboy308 - May 10, 2011, 4:24 pm
d***ed funny! Let's join Alice Cooper and pledge allegiance to the black widow.
rerun - May 8, 2011, 11:22 am



He Said. . . She Said -

TAGS: spouses questions widows wives husbands
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 27, 2013, 5:14 pm
Thanks motifayk!
MissPriss - June 27, 2013, 5:13 pm
Thank you crotchety!
motifayk - June 25, 2013, 7:31 am
Is dead a place that the widow knows the whereabouts of? I would like to meet this widow.. 5Ls
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 25, 2013, 4:05 am
OUCH! But funny nonetheless. 5L


TAGS: widow estate
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by gas

gas - November 6, 2011, 9:36 pm
thanks RL :p
Reality Lord - November 6, 2011, 6:34 am

you just keep getting better and better.

SEAL TEAM SIX - For the love of GOD.. EXTRACT Nick Cannon! can't you recognise an AMERICAN CITIZEN being held against their "WILL"



TAGS: holiday computer widow
Rating: 4.9/5

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Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 7:05 pm
See our stall at this years Moti-con - Located in the Men's toilets, third cubicle on the left.

The Widow -


TAGS: fishing lonely love widower lake
Rating: 4.55/5

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Sean - July 13, 2010, 1:56 pm
FREEDOM's just another word for ... thank God I used chicken wire. Take a bow, aggy.
Faceplant31 - July 12, 2010, 10:46 pm
Amazazing, but whats new from the mexican that smells like burnt electrical circuits and tacos? Any less and i would think he was sober?
spacedog - July 12, 2010, 10:11 pm
Beautiful...*wipes a tear

A LESSON ABOUT THE MALE PSYCHE - Had Nikita Chrusjtjov been assassinated in 1963, Aristoteles Onassis would not have married the widow.

A WIFE? - Murderer, killer, terrorist, evil, wicked... playa.


TAGS: question of the day spider black widow snoring
Rating: 3.45/5

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BoneCD - October 23, 2009, 7:40 am
Hey Deltabob...send your better half in for a sleep study, I think you'll find he has sleep apnea. It's what lead to my first heart attack when I was 40. There is an easy fix too!
RONSART - October 21, 2009, 3:59 pm
Wow didn,t think of that one...and of course, my wife agrees with you. *cough, cough*, coughs over farts. thx Mr. MWLF!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 21, 2009, 3:50 pm
and the farting. That's gotta be at least as bad.
Derek - October 20, 2009, 5:06 pm
Because they're HUNGRY.


TAGS: black widow spiders death
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Sean - September 18, 2009, 12:16 am
Or simply become pretty much constant. Welcome to Dudestown.
Sean - September 16, 2009, 11:37 pm
I'm from Canada. Land of crocs and track pants (worn by people who have never ever even owned a gym membership). So chalk it up to one hell of a lucky guess. Which means I get to live, k?
Sean - September 16, 2009, 11:30 pm
DB's right ... AGAIN! Note the hour-glass "figure" on the abdomen ... classic femme fatale tactic ... so as to disguise the absence of a true hour glass figure.
lolman - September 16, 2009, 11:11 pm
Mark, i've thought about your comment and realised it is in fact you that are the imbecile. This is a redback spider. Black widows do not have red markings. Redbacks have them on the back, and often on the belly.
Mark - May 13, 2009, 11:18 pm
OK...just let me know if you change your mind. I'm starting to itch just thinking about the critters.
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 11:01 pm
I like to watch 'em. The way they move says "painful death". To disturb the balance now I think would be a mistake, as I am horribly outnumbered. It's okay.
Mark - May 13, 2009, 10:57 pm
Haarakkon - Send me your address in a PM on the forum and I'll send you a can of Raid. Do you actually turn these little pets over to look at their tummies? I step on them unless they're Daddy Long Legs because they allegedly eat mosquitoes.
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 10:42 pm
I live in a house infested with these recluses. They don't bother me and I don't bother them. I can't fathom how omg figures that is the top. It is clearly the bottom of her abdomen.
Mark - May 13, 2009, 10:27 pm
omg - Since Michele Obama's wardrobe choice for Barack's victory speech in Grant Park, I've looked at numerous pictures of Black Widow spiders and they all look like the one above. Now maybe you should reconsider who the imbecile is.
omg - May 13, 2009, 9:52 pm


TAGS: true widow men women death
Rating: 2.79/5
Gammel - August 11, 2009, 11:03 am
It's not about living longer but being more alive at that moment...
Fail - August 3, 2009, 1:16 am
wife born january 1st 1970, husband born january 1st 1969. Married in 1990,wife is currently 20, husband 21. husband dies on january 21st 2002, wife is 32, husband is 34. wife dies later that years in august. husband still lived longer.
rerun - March 16, 2009, 7:14 pm

The he would be a widower and she still dies 1st. Widow means the husband dies first.
Zurpl - March 16, 2009, 3:16 pm
Not true. What if the wife was younger and died younger than did her husband? The husband would live longer than the widow.

Money Talks -

TAGS: money wealth widow
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - November 2, 2015, 9:39 am
Thanks :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 2, 2015, 9:18 am
No matter how much you have lovingly sacrificed for an aged relative, they seem to give their inheritance to some random yahoo - related or not - near to everything . . . . Sorry, I'm scarred for life. Good po5ter!

Good Intentions -